Mrs. Fat Cat: Archive

autophobic-aries: slapprentice: omg I checked literally right when the update happened am i a god but WHAT DLKJALFKGJF SHIT BRO. ITS THE ANCESTORS. IT’S GJAJHAKJFHKJLFHAKL’AH’JHF /CRYING

Feb 29th

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Noelle.

autophobic-aries: mrsfatcat: autophobic-aries: WHAT MOVIE. Rent. Go watch it again so you can have FEELS. *stares at it next to the computer* NO. but it’s SO LOVELY.

Feb 28th

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Noelle.

autophobic-aries: WHAT MOVIE. Rent. Go watch it again so you can have FEELS.

Feb 28th

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Chat With My "Boyfriend"

Alyxander : Like for me here in the US.
Alyxander : We go to 3 main schools.
Alyxander : Elementary
Alyxander : Junior High
Alyxander : High school.
Alyxander : And then maybe college.
Mitch: ah
Mitch: here
Mitch: we have nursery, whoch isnt really anything, I think you guys call it kindergarden?
Mitch: then primary school
Mitch: then secondary/high school
Alyxander : Elementary is Kindergarten to 6th grade. About 6 years old to 11 years old?
Mitch: then college or 6thform in a highschool
Mitch: then uni or work :3
Alyxander : Junior high is pointless, 2 years. 12 to like 13 years old.
Alyxander : Then high school. 4 years. 14 to 18.
Alyxander : Or if you're lazy you're a super senior and graduate at 21.
Alyxander : I'm a Sophomore in high school.
Alyxander : So, my second year.
Mitch: ahh I see
Mitch: I'm year 11
Mitch: 15/16
Mitch: doing end of high school exams
Alyxander : I'M LIKE IN PRIMARY SCHOOL COMPARED TO YOU.

Feb 28th

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Would You Be My Server?

SOLLUX: whatd you forget?
FEFERI: Got some time?
SOLLUX: ii know you, youre--
 youre 2hiiveriing.
FEFERI: It's not)(ing,
 Mom turned on t)(e Glub
 And I'm just a little
 Weak on my nubs
 Can I be your client?
 W)(at are you staring at? 38O
SOLLUX: nothiing
 your haiir on the webcam
 you look famiiliiar
 can you make iit?
FEFERI: Just got a lot going on today
 At least t)(e sky's stopped burning!
 Anyway. 
 What?
SOLLUX: nothiing
 your fang2 remiinded me of --
FEFERI: I always remind people of -- w)(o is s)(e?
SOLLUX: she diied, her name was AA.
FEFERI: ...
 Mom's Glubbed again.
 Sorry about your friend
 Can I be your client?
SOLLUX: well -- OW!
 oh, the Glub -- iim --
FEFERI: Bleeding! I feel so bad about t)(e--
SOLLUX: the lowblood2? ii am one.
 oh well. goodbye.
 ...
 you're 2tiill not iin the game?
FEFERI: No -- I t)(ink I'm t)(e last one left.
SOLLUX: ii gue22 iit fiigure2, iim ju2t iin tiime
 two 2ave the day whiile iim dyiing.
 let2 make your iitem.
FEFERI: I'm sorry --
 I fed her when I woke up tonig)(t
 I was so s)(ore...
 ...
 Are you on t)(e floor?
SOLLUX: uh...the floor?
FEFERI: You seriously have the best lisp of all the land-dwellers 38D
 It's so CUT---E!
SOLLUX: huh? ow...
FEFERI: You're bleeding again.
SOLLUX: oh 2hiit.
 i mean, yeah ii do -- have a liip2th --
 but liike -- you look famiiliiar...
FEFERI: Like your dead girlfriend?
SOLLUX: mo2tly iit2 the haiir, but iim 2ure iive 2een you 2omewhere el2e --
FEFERI: Do you know Her Imperious Condesce?
 That's my Ancestor, She's a bitch--
SOLLUX: ye2!
 ...2he liike2 two wiire u2 up...
FEFERI: S)(e's a VILLAIN!
SOLLUX: ii diidnt take you for
 a hemo2pectrum traiitor.
FEFERI: I can be your client.
 Oh can't I be your client?
SOLLUX: Why dont you piick up that card
 And 2tiick iit iin the 2lot?
FEFERI: I'm trying -- but I'm worried about your face
 It's just sort of bleeding everyw)(ere!
SOLLUX: iim u2ed two bleediing everywhere,
 iim 2orta achiing liike hell--
FEFERI: You're getting Glubbed, I told you--
SOLLUX: iim gonna diie
FEFERI: You're pretty grim!
SOLLUX: uh huh
 ii u2ed two giive a fuck
FEFERI: But holy carp you're bleediing bad--
SOLLUX: uh huh
FEFERI: Find a towel!
SOLLUX: here iit -- COUGH --
FEFERI: W)(at's t)(at?
SOLLUX: ...piiece of aiir2ac.
FEFERI: We could go toget)(er.
 ...
 W)(at'd you make wit)( t)(at dowel-t)(ing?
SOLLUX: That wa2 my la2t chance.
FEFERI: I'm entering now.
 I'll find you as soon as you're in.
SOLLUX: maybe death2 not 2o bad at all
 ii hear dead guy2 2creamiing iin my head.
FEFERI: SO GRUMPY. SO GRUMPY!
SOLLUX: cant feel my hand2...
FEFERI: T)(ey're rig)(t t)(ere.
 )(ey, You want a date?
SOLLUX: wiith you?
FEFERI: Yea)(, if you s)(ower!
SOLLUX: iim captor.
FEFERI: T)(ey call me
 T)(ey call me F--EF-----ERI! 38D

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Reblog > Go to your tumblr > Click in the house >...

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die: aussieslove1d: I JUST SPENT 2 HOURS OF MY LIFE TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT. OMG. MOST DIFFICULT THING I’VE EVER DONE. it took me 3 fucking hours I LOVE THESE GAMES. Also took 2 hours. Last puzzle got me. ive played this before, it took me like 45 minutes to get out Took me 3 minutes

Feb 27th

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Don't be afraid to be yourself. →

kiwibutt: Reblog and bold what applies to you. I’m loud. I’m sarcastic. I cry easily. I have a bad temper. I’m easy to get along with. I have more enemies than friends. I’ve smoked. I drink coffee. I clean my room daily. My appearance: I wear makeup I wear a piece of jewelry at all times. I wear contacts. I have glasses. I have braces. I change my hair color often. I have...

Feb 26th

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Dragonstuck

virgin-mother-grub: agehachou: thatspider8itch: god damn ooooooooo

Feb 26th

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Feb 25th

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creepinitreal: whimmybird: ...

Feb 25th

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because i can

autophobic-aries: mrsfatcat: autophobic-aries: mrsfatcat: homestuckismyreligion: kjlndcioahdOIHAIODHAIDHFSIAFDS. oh dear LORD I THOUGHT OF YOU FUCK I CAN’T STOP STARING AT IT. DKIAHFDIOSHIDOA MAMBRE WHYYYY put gordon’s head on it… 500% accurate. fuck NOOOOOO. oh wait. oh god. OH GOD I CAN’T UNSEE IT JIDAOHDIOAHDFSIA.

Feb 24th

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because i can

autophobic-aries: mrsfatcat: homestuckismyreligion: kjlndcioahdOIHAIODHAIDHFSIAFDS. oh dear LORD I THOUGHT OF YOU FUCK I CAN’T STOP STARING AT IT. DKIAHFDIOSHIDOA MAMBRE WHYYYY

Feb 24th

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because i can

homestuckismyreligion: kjlndcioahdOIHAIODHAIDHFSIAFDS. oh dear LORD

Feb 24th

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 21st

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There are so many quality Aradia cosplayers. Just saying.

Feb 21st

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It's Pisces Season!! Shoutout to ALL the Pisces.

Feb 20th

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thechibidesu: autophobic-aries: Sometimes I like to look at pictures of Doc Scratch and try to imagine Noelle’s squeal in my head. Same but I actually hear her squeals before she even makes them and they echo throughout my head. Haha same- Oh wait.

Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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Titanic was filmed in a plastic pool →

anth606: funniest10k: Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done I always thought it was filmed here: http://www.longbeach.gov/park/recreation/aquatics/pools/belmont_plaza_pool.asp But I suppose the scene between Jack and Rose would probably be filmed by an smaller means or something. But even still, could you really blame the film makers? I mean, it...

Feb 20th

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