May 2012
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dorkstrider:
people who draw Tavros in super fashionable hipster clothes when canonically he wears fucking sandals with socks
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Inky Buckets: women don't have to: →
sweetmotherofbuckets:
be thin
have a vagina
give birth
cook for you
have long hair
wear makeup
have sex with you
be feminine
be graceful
shave
be white
diet
be fashionable
wear pink
love men
be the media’s idea of perfection
listen to your bullshit
men don’t have to:
be thin
have a penis
have…
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Also we passed a by a Toyota billboard and it said something about “mpgs” or something and I swear I thought it said mpreg and I then I realized there were probably at least a couple of people in the world who have drawn car mpreg and I almost cried.
Oh my god I’m in the car and we just passed a carwash called “JiffyLube” ahhHHH
#funtimesinChicago
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obeseblackguy:
when you introduce two of your friends to each other and then they become best friends and hang out without you
Every.
Time.
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